Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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"My Grandad has a Spitfire in his garage!"So proclaimed a mate of mine for nigh on a month. This was gradually stripped bit by bit through sheer force of regular withering contempt.
"Not a whole one, the wings won't fit."
"No, there's no tail on it, that's why he keeps it in the garage."
"He's taking it apart to rebuild it."
"It's just the engine from a Spitfire."
"It's not in his garage any more..." Hang on there, why might that be?
"He's moved to a block of flats." The same block of flats, it later transpires, he has lived in for the past 20 years.
It takes one hell of a lot of conviction to be a true bullshitter. Some people just aren't cut out for it.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:01,
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Ye gods!This reminds me of a tale I must instantly tell!
To the Bat Keyboard!
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:03,
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