Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Full O' Shit GeorgeGeorge was the trolley boy at the local co-op, a friend of mine used to work with him. The lies he told were absolutely legendary.
For starters, he used to be best mates with Dani Filth of the terrible rock band Cradle Of Filth. During the week he would often find himself as a roadie on tour but would always, regardless of the location of the gig, be home in time for his weekend trolley shift.
He also had a daughter called Amber, who was in full custody of his oft-suicidal ex girlfriend. One day my friend had asked "how's amber?" to which George replied "who?" only to, minutes later, remember his daughter was called Amber and that was the Amber she was obviously referring to.
My personal favourite was the trip home he'd made through the park. Now, he'd been visiting a friend of his who was very keen on swords and those kind of ornaments, so he'd brought his brand new samurai sword along, so it was only lucky when he was heading home and was set upond by a gang of ruffians that he brandished his ornamental sword and stabbed several of them - even shorning many of them of various limbs - but it was okay, he had a lawyer who was really good and had got him off on a self defence plea.
Last I saw of George he was wandering the town with this heroin addict looking girl. Bless 'im.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:52, Reply)
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