Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Teasing one's GFI used to be in the habit of passing off "fun facts" on the women in my life. This led to in instance in which a girlfriend would not believe a tidbit which I earnestly believed to be true.
So we're in a zoo looking at the capybara and she asks what makes a rodent a rodent, to which I reply that they have retractable incisors (!). This is something that I thought that I remembered reading as a child (in a book about hamsters) so I thought that I was telling the truth but she thought that I was bullshitting her because she had developed a nose for it.
Bonus: it took weeks to resolve this as this was before we knew the glory of the interwebs.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 6:15, 1 reply)
THISPassing on lies to ladies in one's life is a true joy. Managed to convince the GF that frogs don't poo, instead exuding the excrement through their skin - hence poisonous frogs.
She doesn't believe anything I tell her anymore.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:55, closed)
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