Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Chinese delicaciesMy mate Zdenek (Dennis) used to run the Tudor club in town with his sister Vendula (Wendy - or 'Vodka Vendy' as we called her).
I wandered in one evening and propped myself up at the bar watching Wendy browse the local (just over the road) Chinese takeaway menu.
"snee, I really don't know what to order." she said to me as she poured me another beer. I swear I almost heard my bullshit switch flick open as I replied:
"Well, have you ever tried deep fried chicken lips? they're delicious..." I said, perfectly straight faced.
Wendy looked through the menu, "I don't see them." she said dubiously.
"Oh, they're quite a delicacy - you have to ask for them." I came straight back with.
"Ok," she said "watch the bar while I pop over and order please?"
"Of course." I smiled as she ran out the door.
Not 30 seconds later she was back "YOU BASTARD!" she said, her face crimson red "They're all laughing at me over there now!"
Of course, so was I and the other 20 or so people in the bar.
My arm hurt for a while though - she's got one hell of a punch on her.
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snee held his breath since, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:31,
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