Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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I havein the past few years, convinced my other half that Welsh Rarebit was invented by Rolf Harris during a tour of Wales, and that hill-dwelling sheep have legs longer on one side than the other to remain stable while grazing on hillsides.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:10, 1 reply)
Whats really interesting is how they catch the sheepA man hides behind a bush, as the sheep approaches, he leaps out, and yells "BOO!" The sheep turns to run away, but since its shorter leg is now downhill, it falls over.
Originally told to me about haggis (where the males have the shorter legs on the left, and the females have the shorter legs on the right, so they have to go around the hill in opposite directions.)
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:11,
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