Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Captain ExperienceI'm an archaeologist and worked on an excavation of a Neolithic long barrow (Hazleton, fact fans) in 1982. It was a fantastic summer - great weather, good digging, lots of booze and a great crew. Apart from one twat, who we all called Captain Experience. He was 19 and there was nothing he hadn't done. We soon got fed up with his bullshit and decided to get one over on him.
We were camping in the field where the site was, and set up a scenario that he would walk in to the catering caravan and catch me and some others snorting a white powder. We knew he'd have to have a go. So in he comes, spies the line, asks for the roll and hoovers it all up. The whole line, the greedy bastard. He went a bit green and ran out, was violently ill, and left the dig the same day.
Silly sod didn't notice the blue flecks. It was Vim. Still makes me chuckle.
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You deliberately poisoned someone by allowing (nay, planning for) them to snort Vim?Because you had grown tired of them talking harmless bullshit?
You nutter!
I think you were very lucky that Captain Experience continued to experience things, otherwise you and your mates could have very easily spent the rest of the eighties and probably quite a lot longer behind bars :-)
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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:48,
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