Master of bullshit - Moi
In my (albeit rather short) time on this planet I have met many impressionable types, ripe for a good bit of bulshittery.

For example, I once convinced a girl I knew that I was a Scuba Diving instructor when we were 15 (I'm now actually enrolled in a diving instructors course, so if they ever come back, I've got some back-up...)

I also convinced a small child that ducks were in fact psychic, which is why they run away from you if you walk behind them, and that they are in fact deaf because they have no ears.

I also told a friend when we were 10 that my dad could fly planes (This later actually turned out to be true, who would have thought it?)

However, mine pale in comparison to a friend of mine who at the age of 19 still continues to pull the most ludicrous stories out of his arse

"My dad lives in China, and said we should all go visit him, he even said he'd pay for our tickets" When later asked when we'd go to China he said "Oh, he was made bankrupt by the Chinese government"

He also claims he can smoke an ounce of weed a day, so, at a party I bought an 1/8 with me and rolled a joint, after the first one he whiteyed.

He claims he outran a police bike on the M20 on his Bandit while on the way to work, this might be plausable if his place of work wasn't 10 miles from the town we live in.

He also has a habit of getting really angry with people then asking me to back him up if he gets into a fight, claims the fights happening and then nothing happens.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)