So we've had Pathological Liars, Lies that got out of Control
and now Bullshit and Bullshitters

Hmmmmmm I always thought my mate was a bullshitter because he told me he fucked Melinda Messenger in a car park before she was famous and before the boob job. It turns out it was true.

My sister has gone out with a lot of bullshiters, my favourite was the one that when dumped by my sister went around telling his mates he got dumped for beating up my step dad. My step dad is 6'4" and built like the proverbial brick shithouse. First I heard was when my best friend came running up saying "Is Sean OK?" I replied that he was fine and asked why. "Phil is saying he gave him 2 black eyes and broke his nose!" That night we were in the pub and he and his friends happened to be drinking there. When time was called we left and Sean walked up and introduced himself to his friends as the guy that had been beaten up. Sean placed his hands in his pockets and invited him to demonstrate to his friends how he had given him two black eyes and broken his nose, he promised not to fight back in any way. The Ex boyfriend said "It's not like that" and started crying. His friends were in hysterics.
( Peej, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:16, 4 replies)

Not too easy to follow....
... which "he" is which, but when you decode it, that's an ace story.

Would have loved to see it!
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:26, closed)

haha i remember that greasy twunt
what a knobsock.
so.. are you going to regale them with tales of golden graham or shall i? he was classic.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:30, closed)

I think you there's enough Golden Graham stories
that we could both go on for hours without repeating ourselves.
( Peej, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 14:29, closed)

Like
six point four out of ten?
(Jboy, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:39, closed)

Duly edited

( Peej, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:17, closed)