Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Wedding bliss.Biggest bullshit lie ever.
the vicar asked me, at the alter:
"will you love her, honour her, cherish and obey her, as long as you both shall live..."?
me: "i will".
Priceless. It cracks me up every time. Dumb bitch.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:34, 4 replies)
Ha ha you really showed her(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:37,
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obey her?(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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Yes, but only when they're NOT in the Honda...(
NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:10,
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well confused vowsI think this vow may well be MUB. The old prayerbook version for the Groom is "Love and Honour" only the bride promises to "obey" as well. The Cherish bit is from the A(Rocky Horror)SB. Oh and the "obey" got the boot.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:51, closed)
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