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We've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.

Thanks to dozer for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Either that or the "zodiac system" is a steaming pile of elephant wank
for people who can be divided into one of twelve personality archetypes depending on what time of year they were born

or mind-staggeringly cretinous cunts, as they're known to the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:45, 1 reply)
^ this
When one of these microcephalic evolution-betraying fuckwads asks me "what sign are you?" I do often say "Ophiuchus", just to throw them. Another good ploy is to say "Can't you tell?" -- they never get it right.

Or "I'm a typical Leo, in that I believe that Astrology is a steaming pile of horsewank".
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:58, closed)
that's odd
I'm typically Taurean, in that I think astrology is a steaming pile of horeswank
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:59, closed)
I thought the traditional response to "what sign are you"..
...was "keep out" or "beware of the dog".
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:29, closed)
Or "Rover: ATTACK!"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:17, closed)

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