And the truth is....
as follows:

1) TRUE. I was a guest on a Johnny Vaughan TV program, "Live At Jonny's", in a Mastermind spoof. Magnus Magnusson - an all round top bloke, it turns out - was in the habit of getting anyone he worked with to sign his script. So I did.

2) TRUE. It was a rare form of Psoriasis, called Guttate Psoriasis. Little scales all over my body, and a bed like a snow storm every morning. And it really did appear overnight, which was something of a shock on a messy come-down, I can tell you.

3) FALSE. Well actually I DID go out with a stripper (that was a cunning double-bluff to make you think it was too obvious), but she was too shy (!) to actually do her act in front of anyone who wasn't a complete stranger. Yes, she was a crazy, messed up girl, but she was fit, shagged like a bunnyrabbit and drank like a sailor, so I didn't mind too much.

4) TRUE. I spent a lot of my childhood at Saint Hill, the UK Scientology headquarters. But despite what you read, I never saw anything dodgy - it was more like a bunch of hippies than an evil cult. And my folks are not ones to force their kids to believe something just because they do - we were taught to work it out for ourselves.

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(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:09, 1 reply)

and now rory is speechless
Because he really is a useless twat. But he livens things up a bit, so I like him. The AB alter ego he is.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:36, closed)

Oh, I expect he'll have something to say
Something positive and constructive, as usual
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:46, closed)

Don't forget hilarious

(TheColonel, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:54, closed)

Alrite qotw fanboi's

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:58, closed)

Hahahaha there it is!

(TheColonel, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:36, closed)