Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Same thing happened to meWhen I was 24 and missed my train to work on account of having a hangover, and decided to have a duvet/Sega Medadrive day instead
Boss: "Why were you late for work, Shiny?"
Me: "My nan died"
Within a fortnight, she did.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:14,
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YupIt's a good way to kill people is to claim they're dead in order to avoid facing up to one's responsibilities.
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:19,
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HAH! Gotcha!I actually said my grandad had died, and he had. In 1972, when I was 4. My nan still died though, so the universe is even more karmically strict than you thought.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:32,
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just remember anything you say has no fucking impact on the worldUnless you say kill all the jews and happen to be a dictator.
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Wise wordsWhen I'm dictator, I will try to remember that.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:38,
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And so on Monday morning.....Miss Saddo:"So your not going into work?"
Me:"Nope, the boss died"
Miss Saddo:"Really?"
Me:"I bloody well hope so, otherwise its added ingredients to his cuppa tea again"
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