Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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I think my greatest, shall we say, 'bon mot'was convincing a number of otherwise reasonable and intelligent people (some of whom - get this - had actually been to university) that the first time I ever masturbated was in the reading room of Huddersfield Public Library*, and also that this was the last time I ever masturbated as well**.
But generally I am but an honest and humble soul, thusly I do not lie, nor do I proffer the shit of the bull. I make up bollocks all the time, mind, so by own estimations I am the greatest larcenist and arsonist that Maidenhead has ever known (and frankly, the town needs it***)
* Looks like this is the QOTW I've been waiting for.
** This bit might not be.
*** See *.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:57, 1 reply)
Yes indeedBurn it to the ground..........
living only 4 miles away I can't recall the last time I actually went to Maidenhead....
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WOLF .™, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:23,
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