Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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ConnieBack in the day when we hung around in the town centre in a baggy-jeans, weed and cheap booze frenzy, a boy came along called Connie (short for his surname).
Connie was 15 (though claimed he was 18), had trained in the SAS, drove, and everything.
One time, a girl's kid sister went missing. Connie was dressed in full 'ambulance gear' at the time already, so when this happened, he made a big show of getting onto his radio and 'calling the ambulance crews' to keep an eye out for this girl.
He made a right tit of himself when somebody pointed out that they had bought the same radio from Maplin, and that there was nobody on the end of it. Sealed the deal when two ambulance guys DID show up (to pick up some drunken girl who'd passed out) and he told everybody he worked with him. When he went up to say hello, and give them the 'news', they told him that they didn't know him from Adam, and could he please get away from the scene, as it was 'trained personnel only'.
I think he still believes this.
/somebody else
(, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:50, 1 reply)
Sounds a bit like this guy in my town......I've never spotted him on cases I've attended as a paramedic, but he sounds like a right nob.
www.cairns.com.au/article/2011/01/11/143875_local-news.html
(, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 14:11, closed)
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