Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Aircraft engines in the lockupI know a guy, let's call him "Jez".
He's been heard on a number of occasions claiming he has TWO, yes, TWO! brand new crated up Rolls Royce Merlin engines in his lockup - you know, the ones used in Spitfires, Hurricanes, Lancasters, Mosquitos, and even in the occasional Mustong or even Messerschmitt BF109.
The same guy also makes ridiculous accounts of his "alleged" time in the RAF about ejecting froma Harrier (he's not even a pilot!)
When he's not doing that, he claims to know Kate Bush personally, and that he's got loads of rare records - not that anyone's ever likely to see them.
Perhaps he'll stun us all one dat when every one of his stories actually turns out to be true...but don't hold your breath
(, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)
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