Bullshit and Bullshitters
We've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
( , Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
We've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
( , Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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My Mother
This happened when i was a wee lad. I was sitting on the back seat of my parents Volvo 343, with no seat belts on, as you did in the 70s. I suddenly realised that some cars only had one working head light. I asked my mothee why, and she responded: "Ah, you see dear, that's because the people driving those cars only got one eye." That seemed logical to me. One headlight - one eye. Of course. And i believed that for many years to come.
Now i am just waiting for my son to ask me the same question.
( , Mon 17 Jan 2011, 7:41, Reply)
This happened when i was a wee lad. I was sitting on the back seat of my parents Volvo 343, with no seat belts on, as you did in the 70s. I suddenly realised that some cars only had one working head light. I asked my mothee why, and she responded: "Ah, you see dear, that's because the people driving those cars only got one eye." That seemed logical to me. One headlight - one eye. Of course. And i believed that for many years to come.
Now i am just waiting for my son to ask me the same question.
( , Mon 17 Jan 2011, 7:41, Reply)
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