Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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The new lad's always the victimI worked in an industrial lighting company many moons ago when a new lad arrived, fresh from school. One of my colleagues, after gaining the victim's confidence, set about feeding him the greatest of bullshit. The two star items were - 1, The mig welder is for welding wood; 2, if we're out of a particular size of fluorescent tube we'll just cut a bit off the end of the next size up.
Wilf, did you ever recover?
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:30, 2 replies)
Tartan paint, sky hooks, long weights.Every time.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:13,
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I had guys from another sectionsend over a new guy to get some "Jet Wash", we were parked about 40 metres behind a running F111 on a tow motor for while before he clicked.
(, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 6:59, closed)
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