unfortunately my theological leanings, or lack thereof, make this QOTW impossible to answer
as the concept of 'hell' or indeed an afterlife is not one i choose to embrace.

i did once get SUNburned near hell's mouth in cornwall though.
also for the buddhists out there, i'm intending to get cremated and scattered on gwithian beach in cornwall when i cark it, so in a very tangible way, most of my mortal remains will, through the natural order of the food chain, result in me being 'reincarnated' if you will as some form of algal bloom, then some form of plankton, then some other slightly larger form of sea life, and eventuall,y probably into a bit of cod, which will be cooked, hopefully for slightly longer than is advisable, and then eaten, by a northern man in a flatcap outside a chip shop in the east riding of yorkshire.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:09, 6 replies)

Keep your damn filthy ashes of my lovely clean Cornish beaches!

( Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:52, closed)

no, shan't
i'm gonna get someone to chuck 'em in the sheepdip so all the grockles get to taste the cremated remnantas of my ass.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:50, closed)

*SOMETHING ABOUT PAPA ROACH*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:04, closed)

cut my wife in two pieces
this is my maths report
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:49, closed)

If entering the bottom of the food chain
is your goal, don't bother with the cremation. The crabs and eels will have you picked clean in no time.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:08, closed)

crabs and eels are above algae.
AICMFP
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:48, closed)