Self Raising Bus Driver
Most of the buses in my area now have a plastic shield protecting the driver from abuse, but there are still a couple that lack such luxuries. The importance of this feature was made apparent one day when I boarded the bus into town and was greeted with the sight of a driver who appeared to have been caught in an explosion at the Homepride factory.

As I attempted to hold back the laughter he informed us that some kids had flagged him down at a stop, waited for the doors to open then launched a bag of flour at his head and legged it down an alley.

I felt sorry for the guy, but being confronted by this glum driver covered head to foot in flour, his sad eyes staring balefully from a mask of white powder, was pretty funny, and watching the reaction of passengers as they got on definitely brightened up the journey. Have to give the kids some credit for their plan.
(Happy Harry Hard-On is naked and wearing only a cock ring, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, 4 replies)

Antiqued!
Have a click.
(toomanydecibels has bleeding ears on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:30, closed)

That's not so bad
It's a bit more sinister when the bus driver gets a ball-pein hammer to the skull though.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, closed)

True
They usually receive a volley of abuse and spittle, not baking ingredients. I wouldn't take a job that required me to carry a DNA analysis kit for when I get spat on. :(
(Happy Harry Hard-On is naked and wearing only a cock ring, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:40, closed)

I love the whimsy of this :)
Sadly, the hammer comment above is spot-on, though :(
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:41, closed)