Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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I have been putting together a few project initiation documents recentlyand decided it was time for a new 'buzz-phrase' at work. I have settled on 'Continuous Re-Assessment of Performance'
It has started to catch on. I have now seen it copied in another document and it has slipped into a couple of requirements documents as well. I am quite proud that this wonderful little phrase can apply to both system performance and team performance. It's universally applicable. I will be adding it to the benefits sections of all projects that I can as well!
I will have management talking CRAP in presentations by the middle of the summer!!!
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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:30,
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I think I love you.(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:51, closed)
I have never known any member of management to talk anything else other than crap.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:53,
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