999
Matt was having a session at his house. One of the attendees, David, thought to himself "wouldn't it be hilarious if I dialled 999 and left the phone dangling of the hook", so he did. Imagine Matt's surprise when he made his way across the smoke filled front room to answer the knock at the door only to find four police officers standing there. "Did somebody dial 999?".

They were lucky to get away with a telling off, the rozzers could at least have given David a well-deserved kicking back at the station.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:21, Reply)