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Dreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.

(, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Guy I know worked for NTL
and had just cut service to someone who hadn't paid their bill.

"But," whines the chav on the other end of the phone, "what would you do if you didn't have a telly?"

He responds, honestly, that he doesn't and he reads books instead.

The chav complained. He got a written warning.

Apparantly people don't like being told that watching Big Brother isn't a human right.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:35, 1 reply)
I had someone try to sell me cable door-to-door last summer.
He asked me what TV package I had. I said I didn't have a TV. He asked me again; I gave the same answer. He asked me what I did in the evenings. I, like your friend, said I read a lot, or worked. He looked baffled.

Then he asked me what speed I got on broadband. I said I was on dialup. He asked me what that was; he'd never heard of it.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 15:39, closed)

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