Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Los Angeles TimesI get called quite often asking if I'd like to subscribe to the Los Angeles Times.
No, no I don't want to. Why? Because I get the Orange County Register. And why am I not interested in the LA Times? Because I live in Orange County, not LA, not even LA County, but a town about 40 miles south of LA.
No, no, I'm still not interested.
*hangs up*
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:28,
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Orange Coutny, eh?I have no idea how big or densely populated OC is - but if you happen to bump into a short Brit with a loud laugh called Richard, say hello to him from me.
Of course, he doens't know anyone called Enzyme. You'll just have to keep him guessing about how you've identified him.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:52,
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