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(, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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My mate once called the Guinness helpline number on the back of the can, the conversation went roughly as follows:

Mate: Hi I'm wondering if it's OK to drink my Guinness now?
Guinness: Sorry Sir, I don't get you.
Mate: Well it says on the can to chill for an hour before drinking.
Guinness: Yes sir that's correct.
Mate: Well, I've been in the garden chilling for 45mins and am a bit bored so want to know if that's long enough or not?

(, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 18:50, 2 replies)
^ what that says..
(, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:14, closed)
Just reminded me:
On a chocolate bar wrapper: 'Have you been to Cadbury's World yet? Phone 0121 4514159 for details'

I gave them a call and asked them, but they weren't able to tell me whether or not I'd been there.
(, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 8:30, closed)

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