Ah call centres
Used to work in one. I got away with so much there. good times. lets see...

My staff used to know not to come to my desk between 8am and 10am, as that was my no pants time. As in, i wouldnt wear pants. i had the boss walk round one day, and one of my staff members warned him, but he didnt listen. He thought it would be punishment to make me walk to the copier one level up with no pants to get his printing. TOok me half an hour, he found me chatting to the chick on reception with no pants on. He wasnt pleased.

I had a mate there, we would be at the pub every day from about 3ish, except on fridays, when we would get there at 12. The MD used to come down with us, and get hammered as well. We had to stop when, after one of these sessions, we were told we were hosting a meeting. A company wide meeting. We were launching the new company website. So we had a bit of fun, we changed the intro music from Eye of the Tiger to the benny hill theme. That went down quite well actually. My mate managed to get to do a bit of marketing for the company after that.

One of my favorites though was a series of events with the company HR manager, a fairl attractive lady. First time i met her, i walked over to her, and casually interupted her conversation with my mate with "if i ever fucked you, it would have to be doggy style, so i could staple a picture of (my mates) face to the back of your head" i then walked off. This was swiftly followed with her saying to me the same night "dont make me bring out sexual harrasment panda". my response included me stating he was sad because i was just done raping him. cant believe i never even got a warning there.

Good times.
(danglesmurf, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:41, 2 replies)

Is that American pants (trousers) or lady pants (enjoy the view)?
(Benzyl, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 21:33, closed)

sorry,
im becoming australianised. Trousers..
(danglesmurf, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 2:29, closed)