The worst pitch in the entire universe for this sort of work
is the one just near Warren St tube, opposite UCLH - Its really not idea to try and collar stressed out relatives as they wait for news of their loved ones.

I overheard this once:

OXFAM BOD: Would you like to help save the planet?
BLOKE: Fuck off.
OXFAM BOD: There's no need to be so rude, sir!
BLOKE: My wife's just fucking died. Now fuck off.

As for getting paid to talk about orange juice - sounds great, just as long as they don't want you to drink any of that evil, vile Satan piss.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:45, 3 replies)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Not at the poor guys misfortune at losing his missus (subject to debate)..

But at a new addition to my arsenal of 'stop annoying me in the street you cunt' comebacks..

*kerlikk*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 10:07, closed)

Orange juice is nice!
Unless you drink a litre of it and the laxative effects kick in.

*ouch*
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 1:12, closed)

I have no sympathy for 'em.
If they insist on interrupting my cigarette-and-a-good-book time when I've just stepped out of the office for a break, they deserve everything they get.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:44, closed)