I enjoyed telling the last person I knew who did this sort of work that
she gave really shit head.

OK, not strictly speaking related to her work, but it was true, she did give shit head.

And she was a smug cunt.


And she dumped me. Bah!
( SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:32, 1 reply)

Ha Ha! Why am I not surprised Spanky?
I dont think I have carnal knowledge of a charity worker, a sales assistant at Harrods yes, an MPs PA yes, but a charity/sales twat no.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:43, closed)

I was young, she was foolish
that's about it, really.

An MP's PA - very nice. Very, very, very nice. I've got it on good authority they go like runaway trains.

As for the Harrods thing - doesn't it put you off knowing there is, albiet a slim possibility, that your peice has been rubbing up against where Mohammed al Feyed's peice has been previously? Gives me the fucking willies that does...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:52, closed)

Nah, they were both crap
and the Harrods girl had a muff like a scotsmans sporran. What I found more worrying was that I was friends with 3 other blokes she had shagged. Classy girl from Enfield.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:19, closed)