T-Mobile
i was once cold-called by a cretinous arse from t-mobile. the conversation went thus:

cretin: hello, i am calling from t-mobile with a great new offer on our mobile phone services
me: sorry, i'm not interested.
cretin: which mobile company are you with?
me: i'm not with a mobile company.
cretin: sorry? which company are you with?
me: i'm not with any company, i don't have a mobile phone.
cretin : WHY NOT? WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOT A MOBILE PHONE?(he really was getting stupidly angry about this)
me: because i don't need one.
cretin: what if someone needs to phone you while you're out?
me: then they're out of luck, aren't they?
cretin: YOU NEED A MOBILE PHONE!
me: no, i really don't.
cretin: WHY NOT?????
me: because i'm mostly housebound and have a landline, not that it's any of your business.
cretin: what if your landline had a fault? what would you do then? JUST TAKE ONE OF OUR PHONES!
me: oh, do fuck off.
*click*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:22, Reply)