Hello, I am Sandra (in thick Indian accent)
Sandra: I am calling here from xyz company and would like to ask what mobile phone network you are currently using.
Me: BT (this was a call to my landline)
Sandra: Good, we can save you money on your mobile networking if you leaving British Telecoms and come along with us.
Me: Will you come and fit a new line for this new mobile network?
Sandra: {pause} We will not be fitting a new landline for a mobile.
Me: Sandra, I am having small doubts then, as the box outside for this mobile phone is broken, and I would really like a new one.
Sandra: Is yours a mobile or a landline?
Me: Yes.
Sandra: {Pause} So you have mobile right?
Me: Yes, Sandra. I am very mobile. I am talking in my living room, and wait, {step step step step step step}, now I am talking in my dining room. I don't know what I would do without my mobile.
Sandra: You use your mobile away from home?
Me: Yes, one moment (step step step step step step, step step step step step step, step step step step step step, step step step step step step, step step step step step step) and now I am standing in my garden. I think it has Blueteeth or something...
Sandra: But you have a landline with BT
Me: No, Sandra. I am mobile...
Sandra: {click}


My Wife: You really are a cnut!
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:36, 1 reply)

'Blueteeth'
hahahahahahahahah :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:39, closed)