Even worse than using your first name
Is using your birth certificate first name, when everybody who knows you knows you always go by the diminutive (e.g. Jonny instead of Jonathan, Mike instead of Michael etc.). Cock off!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)