How to answer the phone to O/B Callcentres
While a student, our flat had a whole list of options to answer the phone to callcentres with (we had Caller ID, and the rule was: if number is withheld, then pick from the list).

Examples:
* "Markinch Monastery: Duty Monk speaking"
* "Domino's Pizza"
* *funny East European accent* "cHallooooooooooow?"
* "Wonky Donkey Bar and Grill"

but the one that always confused the *hell* out of them was:
"Can I speak to Steve please?"
as it got them on the hook of

"But we called *you*"
"Nah, mate, *Steve*"
"Look, I've got a survey"
"Iss *Steve* I wanna talk to - 'is 'e vere?"
"You could win a holiday"
"Aaaaaaahhhh Steve, you old laad - you're 'avin' a larf wi' me, aincha?"
and so on
(MartinB9999, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:42, 1 reply)

I BET you own a Simpsons tie.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 17:36, closed)

and
Star Trek socks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:50, closed)