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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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woah!!!you are chuck norris and you are driving your honda accord at 1,500mph whilst posting to b3ta
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i don't actually drive owing to my having an epileptic fit within the last twelve monthsand i'm not really familiar with chuck norris, to be honest... I know he's a film star but i don't think i've ever seen anything he's in. I'm not a big movie watcher. I prefer books. Incidentally, i'm not a honda fan. I currently gave a vintage corolla gti16 garaged but, as i get my license back next month, i'm looking at what to buy. It needs to be sensible and i don't want to spend more than twelve thousand. I'm torn between a 330ci soft top or an alpina b3. Choices, huh.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:52,
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