Olympic Class Tosspots
They called my office about me, asked for the wages clerk who wasn't in, I asked to take a message (didn't know it was the CSA at this point) when this decrepit sounding old bag reeled off all the details of how I was subject to a deduction from wages order, how much and how often, but it was now to be cancelled and they needed to let the company know. I replied that I was the person in question, I would pass on the message but written confirmation was needed, then asked if she had heard of the Data Protection Act.

Her reply- "Er, hold the line..... (2 mins later) Would you possibly be able to totally disregard this call, as if it never took place?"
Me- "Not a chance."

Took me 4 years to get an apology.

Then they came back about a year ago saying I owed them money and I must pay immediately or face Court/Jail/Deportation/Execution. I wrote back saying, quite simply, they were wrong, please check again. They wrote back saying that I was correct.

No wonder they are being closed down. Fuckwits, all of them. Ought to be horsewhipped to death. Slowly. With whips made from their own entrails. Studded with their own teeth.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 20:57, 1 reply)

Happened to me too
I spoke to them on my mobile, just outside the office where they said that they will give me 1 month to get wage slips to them. I only started 5 days before! Wanker fucking twats! I went back in and received a call asking to speak to the HR department. I said "that is you again" I asked her why she was taking the piss by calling me after promising that she will leave me alone for a month but she said it is my problem because I had not sent in paperwork, which i obviously did not have. Oh and this bit...

C U N T S ! ! ! ! ! !
(goonbreath, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:07, closed)