Call 76
Me: Good Morning, Shitt and Shitt Company, how may I help you?

Call Centre person: *click* *5 second pause*

Me: *thinks* Oh for FUCKS SAKE, It's 5 to 5. It's Friday, it's CRACKERJACK.

Call Centre Person: Can I please speak to Keith McDougal?

Me: No

Call Centre Person: Can I then please, speak to the person in charge of purchasing of stationary?

Me: No

Call Centre Person: Can I then, take the name of the person who deals with purchasing stationary?

Me: No

Call Centre Person: Can I take your name?

Me: No

Call Centre Person: There's no need to be rude madam, is there anyone there who can help me?

Me: No

Call Centre person: Does your company use stationary?

Me: Look mate, you've said "StationAry" all through this conversation and any cunt knows that you mean "StationEry. Get a fucking clue and call me when you're you're selling non-moving parts."

*door slam*
( my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 23:16, 1 reply)

nice

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 11:54, closed)