Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Double GlazingMy older bro has his own way of dealing with unsolicited calls from a call center...
*RING RING*
*RING RING*
"Hello?"
"Hi, I'm Sharon for Everquest Double Glazing and we were wondering if you'd like a FREE house check to see if you qualified to be one of our Double Glazing Show Homes. If you qualify, and, if you agree, we can double glaze your entire house for at 25% of the normal cost."
"This must be fate!!!" my brother said "We were only talking last night about getting this place double glazed. It costs a fortune to heat. We've got almost 40 windows that need updating. - This place is huge!! Now hold on I'll go and find the wife - she has to hear this. 75% off. She'll wet her knickers. Don't go anywhere......"
And then he shouts:
"Wife!........"
"Wife!!!"
And slowly pushes the telephone down the side of the settee cushions.
His record is 6 hours of someone hanging on the telephone...
Cheers
You still there?
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 12:51,
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I smell.......Absolute bullshit. 6 Hours my arse! No-one n their right mind will wait 6 hours, it's not physically possible, they would need a lunch break, or a toilet break. You are so full of shit and it's getting worse. Just go away now please.
(, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:54, closed)
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