
Dreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
( , Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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As part of my job I record IVR prompts for companies, 'press 1 for this press 2 for that,' that kind of thing.
I did one for the national immigration advice line not that long ago which went something like, 'Welcome to the national immigration advice line. Please note that we cannot offer any advice on this line.'
Good eh?!
( , Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:39, 5 replies)

or do you press record and get someone else to talk
( , Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:42, closed)

Except I was just going to ask "are you a fit bird then?"
( , Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:59, closed)

it's the question on everyone's lips
( , Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:20, closed)

www.b3ta.com/interview/emmaclarke/
They all look exactly the same as the rest of female society except for their extremely large mouths which are a product of the lab-based genetic engineering they're a product of - bred especially to voice enticingly and keep you on hold for longer. It's a government conspiracy.
( , Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:33, closed)
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