Might not quite be on-topic
As part of my job I record IVR prompts for companies, 'press 1 for this press 2 for that,' that kind of thing.

I did one for the national immigration advice line not that long ago which went something like, 'Welcome to the national immigration advice line. Please note that we cannot offer any advice on this line.'

Good eh?!
(beer, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:39, 5 replies)

do you do the talking?
or do you press record and get someone else to talk
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:42, closed)

I was thinking the same thing
Except I was just going to ask "are you a fit bird then?"
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:59, closed)

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I press record.
(beer, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:02, closed)

are the birds who do the voices fit?
it's the question on everyone's lips
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:20, closed)

The majority of voiceovers are blokes.
www.b3ta.com/interview/emmaclarke/

They all look exactly the same as the rest of female society except for their extremely large mouths which are a product of the lab-based genetic engineering they're a product of - bred especially to voice enticingly and keep you on hold for longer. It's a government conspiracy.
(beer, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:33, closed)