Call centres are FUN places to work...
Management sent down an order Gestapo-style: The workplace must be FUN! Fucking cunts... Got no idea how soul destroying plugging into the Matrix is for eight hours a day taking shit from shits in an attempt to sell them shit can be.

But, being a team leader and all that but also an incredibly lazy bastard, I asked the team for FUN suggestions in the next team meeting. Someone said that the top sales bod should get to wear a hat for the whole day on Friday. Woo... Fuck it, that'll do.

So one of the team brought in a hat that said AMSTERDAM on the front of it. Nice bright orange fucker with windmills and a lady dressed up in traditional costume. Ugly as sin, but would do the trick.

The office manager was impressed. After a few weeks of this Friday fun he actually came down from his shining pedastal, surrounded by angels and cherubs, glowing a radiant gold in the immense light of his own ego, and asked the twat in my team, Mike, who was top sales dog and therefore bestowed with the honour, the privilage, the incredible accolade of wearing the fucking thing what he thought about the FUN!!!

Mike said without any sense of FUN whatsoever: "Well, as Spanky says - you know you've had a successful Friday if your head's been rubbing against a Dutch cap for eight hours straight..."

The manager-fella never bothered with my team much after that.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:17, 1 reply)

I bet you own a Simpsons tie.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:51, closed)