EDF
I used to do tech support for EDF and invariably ended up stuck on hold all day because they had no direct dial and needed to find whoever in the callcentre had broken something. I used to be able to tune out their hold music. They then replaced it with "Its not easy being green" every other repeat. If you think it was bad on the advert the full length track is so much worse. They decided to sell it as a single which surprisingly didn't sell but if you want to torture someone you can probably still download it. I had to wear headphones under my headset to blast over Kermit's lift music remix with Armin van Buuren just to stop me from tearing my eardrums out. I feel sorry for anyone that calls them now. They are probably using Jim Henson's in grave rotation as a power source for future generations.
(ME-tan, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:15, 2 replies)

"It's not easy being green
when you're building 3 new twatting nuclear power stations in the UK you lying french cunts" would be a more accurate song for this bunch of fuckmonkeys
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:39, closed)

"it's not easy being green when you are sensibly building infrastructure that will meet the needs of the future
instead of kowtowing to environmental lobbyists who don't have a good grasp on the quantities of power that will be required or how to generate them"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:52, closed)