Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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When my girlfriend gave birth suddenly at home I rang the emergency services for helpNow afterwards the bastards won’t pay for my phone repair. I was only following instructions - they told me to cut the fucking cord.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:22,
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Wahey!It's just like being at Butlins today. :)
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chart cat has an itch, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:34,
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.I just got cramp in my jaw after lolling at that. Hurts like a cnut.
I demand an apologeptorix RARWR
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