I've always wanted to say to a cold-caller...
...that I'm not interested, and furthermore don't appreciate them bothering me in the middle of a huge wank.

But I've never had the nerve...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 17:19, 5 replies)

Great Idea......
.... only problem being, most of the telemarketers we get are from offshore companies (there is a distinct delay between answering and the click indicating a connection on their side) using people with a scratchy at best command of English, meaning the gimp calling from India, Fiji, or Bolivia (!) probably would have no idea what a wank is...
(Sebulba continues to fight evil with evil....., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 18:23, closed)

Which goes back to my reply of answering every question with "masturbation".

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 18:36, closed)

Hahaha :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 1:37, closed)

Ahem
www.b3ta.com/questions/callcentres/post515337
(ScousersPet, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:13, closed)

Haha, duly clicked :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:37, closed)