Well, you have a viable excuse there.
And the Geordie/Scots thing is an example of my Southern bias, so I will concede that point as well :)

This was mostly a stream of consciousness ramble brought about from a lack of sleep and several shitty customers. Re-reading it this morning after several cups of tea there are a few things that I ought to change/clarify (see my reply to Batsgirl upthread for an example) but I'll let it stand as it is, with my explanations and backtracking in the replies.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:36, Reply)