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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Cold calling in SpainI have a pay as you go vodafone out here in Spain. I kept getting calls in spanish from Movistar (another operator) trying to flog me contracts.
I always reply with "Lo siento, no hablo espanol" Which means "Im sorry I dont speak Spanish" but does that stop them waffling on at me saying god knows what in gibberish? NO? Does that stop them calling me back? NO! Does that stop them calling me back? NO!
What did stop it is when i said "No quero contracto... Infact no sod this. Look I dont speak fucking spanish, I dont want a fucking shitty contract coz theyre wank out here.. FUCK OFF!"
And they did!! Ahh the international language of fuck off! love it!
*I can actually speak some spanish, but just didnt want to because spanish contract mobiles are absolute crap! No such thing as free minutes or free data. You just pay a line rental and get slightly cheaper calls.. whoopy do.
(, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)
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