Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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The "Group 14 Elements Dehydration Company" called me earlierto see if I could shrivel some lead, but my wife told them I wizen tin.
Do I win £5 for most tenuous pun?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:20,
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