Someone called me about something
But I wasn't a thing that sounded like something related to the first something.

There's been some belting puns so far; I'd be lying if I said I wasn't giggling away. But please, can we stop this now; before anyone else has to gouge out their eyes?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:15, 2 replies)

ITYM
Can I has Thursdai?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:22, closed)

O hai!
Not so much new QOTW, but certainly an end to the incessant bad wordplay.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 22:44, closed)