Things you can't unsee...
The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
^upset skater prick
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 14:37,
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^ looks like a maggot
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 14:41,
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like you'd attract any fish if you used him as bait
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 15:45,
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You'd certainly attract a whale
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 16:15,
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you'd certainly attract magnets and metal detectors
and fuck-all else
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 16:30,
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Replies to win, etc
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 17:23,
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Goddam, I wish replies could win.
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Wanderer, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:00,
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