Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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I recently had a really close-up view of a cunt.He was standing at my front door making election promises.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:57, 6 replies)
I have a friend, lets call him Tim, in the banking industry.He tells me of the time he terrified someone canvassing for the Tories.
So, Tim is in his front garden, chopping up some wood, when over the hedge he spots some fellow approaching. This guy hails him with some opening political gambit, to which Tim hefts his axe onto his shoulder and glaring angrily shouts "You'd fucking better not be with Labour, for your own sake."
The frightened man responds "No, I'm with the Tories!", to which Tim says, "Oh, alright then... you've got my vote!"
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So what you ar saying here is that Tim is a cunt, right? (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:41,
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Nah, I'm saying you are.(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:48, closed)
Anyone that votes Tory is a cunt (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:28,
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Ah, reverse snobbery!The preserve of Mr Plebby No-Income!
(, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:40, closed)
The thing is, our resident, unrepentant kiddie-fiddleris spot on, here.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:55,
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