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The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."

Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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Not so much what I can't unsee, but what I can't see.
I can't see why it was necessary to mention that one's partner is an accountant. Was it meant to impress people? Was anyone impressed?

Thought not.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 17:49, 30 replies)
accountancy and having a partner are my life goals, i'd 'boast' too if i achieved them especially if i combined the two, for definite

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 7:56, closed)
Well course you would
if you lived in Folkstone
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:38, closed)
I don't anymore :'(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:45, closed)
what about if you only managed to buy your first property in your late thirties, and only because of your partner's income?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:41, closed)
I'd crow about that ALL DAY BAYBEE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:45, closed)
bit tragic really
Bad enough when the woman is the higher earner, without boasting about it online.

What I'm saying here is that emvee should kill himself.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:53, closed)
terrible bullying of me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 8:58, closed)
No offence.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:04, closed)
Deliberately dull story enrages internet spastics

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:58, closed)
attention seeking wanker mentions his partner's profession for no other reason than to try and impress online strangers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:02, closed)
Is this kind of clever trolling the idea behind all your comments and stories?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:03, closed)
Not really
I posted a dull anecdote and even pointed out in the replies that it wasn't interesting. For some reason this made Dozer and Monty frightfully cross.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:36, closed)
It certainly looks like you are cool and relaxed about it. You just ignore those horrible trolls m8, you've got a partner who's an accountant.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:38, closed)
Well it beats doing my own tax return

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:40, closed)
Just as well, you are too thick to understand tax.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:41, closed)
if only I'd posted a short, dull anecdote saying much the same thing
but well done for catching up with the rest of us, you're about a week late
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:46, closed)
that was indeed the joke, you seem rather stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:48, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/ownupgrownups/post2460919
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:59, closed)
'Jokes'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:00, closed)
lol
like you have to file a tax return
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:42, closed)
Only for my second job right now
my main occupation is PAYE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:47, closed)
Shit - tough times. Sorry, I didn't know.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:51, closed)
We obviously have different definitions of "tough times"

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:04, closed)
I think we have very different definitions of quite a lot of things m8

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:10, closed)
I know, it gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level
I'm frankly amazed you remember to drop your trousers when shitting
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:13, closed)

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