Things you can't unsee...
The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
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( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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if only I'd posted a short, dull anecdote saying much the same thing
but well done for catching up with the rest of us, you're about a week late
( , Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:46, closed)
but well done for catching up with the rest of us, you're about a week late
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I think we have very different definitions of quite a lot of things m8
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I know, it gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level
I'm frankly amazed you remember to drop your trousers when shitting
( , Wed 18 Feb 2015, 11:13, closed)
I'm frankly amazed you remember to drop your trousers when shitting
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