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The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."

Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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This bloke on the internet, right?
He insults my mate by posting a parody of one of his posts as a new thread. Well my mate sees this and tells me and we is both well jell of the other geezer's sense of humour.

I was green with emvee.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Feb 2015, 17:57, 16 replies)
Well I laughed

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 18:40, closed)
He's had a rough time recently, be nice.
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/veteran-of-warhammer-40000-conflict-struggling-to-come-to-terms-with-it-2015021795428
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 19:07, closed)
Hahahaha
It's uncannily accurate, except my Blood Angels keep getting slaughtered by Tau rather than Tyranids :D Though now the new codex has dropped I'm painting up an Archangels demi-company which should give those space commies something to contend with. I should get some pictures up, I've got loads of sweet conversions.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 19:26, closed)
Actually now I think about it
the Archangels demi-company datasheet is in Shield of Baal: Exterminatus, not the new codex
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 19:28, closed)
They're not even in my top ten not-at-all homoerotic toys for whiffy shut-ins.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:24, closed)
I think you're in denial
Space marines are gay as fuck, especially Blood Angels
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 16:55, closed)
I often regret getting rid of my Space Hulk sets.
Think my youngest would really enjoy tabletop gaming. Still, they all went to a good home.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:21, closed)
Just buy him a Megadrive like all the other kids.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 9:52, closed)
I get the feeling that a return to early nineties gaming would be a depressing affair.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:10, closed)
I've got a megadrive set up in the games room for purely nostalgic purposes
Street Fighter II, the Sonic games and Robocop vs Terminator mainly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 10:26, closed)
Do you keep an old CRT for this, or do they not look too terrible hooked up to a modern TV?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:16, closed)
It's not too bad at all
I was all set to retire the megadrive to the loft/big cupboard/charity shop but we bought a new Philips flatscreen just before Christmas that still has a coaxial port and in the absence of anything else to stick in there I hooked up the Sega... Sure, it looks a bit low-res compared to the Xbox 360 but from across the room it's entirely playable.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:58, closed)
I find the "screen smeared with Vaseline" look, that the Wii always seemed to have, to be utterly unbearable.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:44, closed)
Haven't even turned on the Wii in years :(

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 15:24, closed)

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